Veena Malik’s desperation put to rest? Or the lady would start her hunt again?

Ah! After weeks of getting nominated in the Bigg Boss house and yet managing somehow to get saved… Veena Malik is finally out of the show!!! Good for all, bad for none (except Ashmit Patel), her eviction might have just cleared some dirt from the house. What a characterless and controversial lady she turned out to be!

Hrishant, Ashmit, Bigg Boss, Salman Khan and don’t know how many more are in the queue…….. Waiting to enjoy a round of shameless flirting with this self proclaim sensuous, hot, sexy, gorgeous chic…. Height of being SELF OBSESSED! Huh.

I simply hated that ‘FAKE’ accent that she carried throughout in the Big Boss house. I’m sure most of you would agree here with me. What idiotic words she used, which no one would understand or even bother to listen twice to get the meaning or pronunciation right. Nevertheless, her last appearance after eviction, while meeting Salman Khan, brought to the forefront the dramatic side of hers.

Veena Malik in tears - Reacting and over acting on almost everything, I was shocked to see how overtly she admitted and boasted of her flirtatious traits with men. Seems she doesn’t have anything better to do in life but to hunt for men who can pamper her ‘hidden’ desires. God knows how many more ‘truly innocent’ or ‘pretentious innocent’ men would fall prey to Veena’ tantrums! ASHmit… you should feel lucky that you got saved! Rest, time will tell…

Jhalak Dikhlaja – dance competition or weight losing spree?

I look at an oversized Renuka Shahane dancing in the current season of Jhalak Dikhlaja… and it instantly takes me back to Jhalak’s first season where a fairly fat Mona Singh was put to test her dancing skills – and at the same time shed some kilos too!!! Ditto is the case with Renuka! The much loved Bhabhi with her ever smiling face might have swayed all hearts but… what irks me is the fact - how someone can use ‘dancing on national TV’ as a medium to lose weight! AH… This is not sinking in my mind.

Well, well… I often get confused, am I watching some dance show or attending some weight losing class? I remember how choreographer Farah Khan used to tell Mona Singh to work on her curves, so that her dance moves can come out well. And this time too, Renuka has alreadt got a tip of advice from judges Madhuri and Malaika to shed some kilos and make her body more flexible.

Meanwhile, having seen Renuka dancing in two episodes, I couldn’t stop but laugh and crib and feel bad about her… First, because, what was the need to come out in open on small screen and scream that you’re overweight and can’t attempt too tough dance steps. Second, what makes Renuka think that wearing that Empire line Anarkali suits would help her hide her flab! No baby, you look as fatty in those outfits as you look otherwise! Lastly, all the practice, rehearsals and confidence go for a toss when your body weight stops you from performing well on the stage.

Hmmm, what else do I say? Maybe there should be a weight check for all the participants before they participate in any dance show, so that no excuses come later for their awful performances!!!

Mona ‘Jassi’ Singh back to her original not-so-glam image???

Like most of you out there, I also sat through and watched the Grand premiere of celebrity dance reality show Jhalak Dikhlajaa season 4… though in tits bits ‘coz Master Chef and Bigg Boss appeared much more interesting to me than this lame introduction of celebrity dancers. What caught my attention and left me jarring was the host of the show Mona Singh’s outfit. GOSH! Utterly Awful! Clad in that flashy magenta (rani pink) saree worn with a brash purple blouse gave, Mona ‘Jassi’ Singh looked GHASTLY. Adding to this not-so-pleasing sight, her elbow touching blouse – that looked as if it was picked from the grandma's wardrobe decades ago, was no less than a fashion faux pas. God knows what went wrong with her sense of fashion. Not just this, the inappropriate draping of the saree made Mona look almost twice her size… or can we believe that she has put on some pounds? Well, only she would know! But what an irony - the same Mona Singh did so much to break away from her Ugly Betty ‘Jassi’ image and surprised everyone in a glamorous look with those string straps, halter neck tops and sexy sarees. And now, the lady seems to have taken everything for granted and once again, is back to her unfashionable sense of dressing! I just hope the coming episodes of the show present her in a much sexy avatar.

Dolly Bindra - Noise Pollution Is Back In Bigg Boss House!

It makes me split into laughter on thinking that how these television show makers take it for granted that the audience is a bunch of fools with no brains. What the hell makes them think this??? To begin with, the show makers would take numerous stands to prove that the much touted celebrity reality show - Bigg Boss is NOT SCRIPTED. And the next moment, there would be a series of incidents that would prove by all means that the show is well scripted and PRE-PLANNED. Sameer Soni and Dolly Bindra got embroiled in a verbal fight – both get evicted from the show – Sameer returned to the Bigg Boss house within a day and now Dolly Bindra is back to as a wild card entrant!!! What the F*&*&.

As if viewers didn’t know that this would happen soon…  Maybe the channel was losing its TRPs or maybe they themselves were missing the drama in the BB house. Maybe they were unable to hold on to the audiences for long now with no spice and excitement left in the show or it might be the reason that the controversy on re-slotting the show for later at 11 pm was giving them many sleepless nights. Ah! Whatever the reason be, Dolly’s comeback in the BB house is going to be a TRP boosting point for the show.

And I’m sure all attempts would be made to show her in a positive light now, after all the dirty things she said and did in her first stint in Bigg Boss. Dolly Ji would try her best to win the hearts of the housemates, a round of public apologies would take place and on top of it, she would try and be a bit quiet and somber. What a FAB game plan it looks like – you first establish your image as a loud-mouthed straight forward person and say everything bluntly to everyone in their face. And later you realize your mistake, feel the guilt and portray yourself as the most humble person on this earth – all this and more on a small screen reality show! What a pity on these celebrities…

Sameer Soni back in Bigg Boss... Dolly's turn shall come soon!!!

As everyone would have guessed by now, Sameer Soni would make a comeback in the Bigg Boss House. His much touted elimination from the show (along with Dolly Bindra) left all housemates upset and they all felt that the Bigg Boss decision wasn't fair, as Dolly and Sameer cannot be held guilty on equal basis. Hence, on being unanimously asked to come back by all inmates in the house, it seems that Bigg Boss has given Sameer the much needed mercy and the SENSIBLE man would be back in the house again.

Hang on!! Does this mean Dolly Bindra too is gonna be back soooon?? Well well well... you never know!! Expect the unexpected. More so because the show has already opened the voting lines for the wild card entry and I'm sure about this one that Dolly is the hot candidate to make it to the BB house again! Watch out for some more noise pollution, loudspeaker... or whatever you may call her.. It's gonna be ultimate FUN!

Dolly Bindra gets it back from Bigg Boss!!! Sameer Soni turned out to be the poor chap!!

I knew this would happen someday... and I'm glad it did! Loud and Brash Dolly Bindra - who left no stone unturned to make Bigg Boss house a stinking fish market by saying crap and dirty things on camera... is finally out of the show. Ah, I so wanted that shitty lady to be thrown out! YES, in the literal sense THROWN OUT and the icing on the cake happened when the Bigg Boss himself asked her to leave the show coz of her bad conduct, abusing tendency and a lot many traits, which no one liked... at least in the show!!! But I'm sure unlike me, most others would miss her badly, for she was the only ONE in the house who gave out most of the gossips, picked up dirtiest of fights with housemates and started some really heated and interesting arguments too. Lol. But there would be no more Yelling and Screaming, No Blame Game, No Accusations and No Controversies... The FILTHY FUN comes to an end, leaving a hope that Dolly Ji is gonna make a comeback soon as a wild card entrant.. Though I wish NOT, but you never know!!! Wink Wink... Welcome to Bigg Boss!!!

On the other hand, Sameer Soni's exit from the show along with Dolly hasn't been appreciated much and left many question marks! but why???? I was disguisted to see Sameer last night (on his eviction day) behaving like a stupid ass on the show. On being called by Bigg Boss thrice to come to the confession room, he simply IGNORED it. What a silly thing to do indeed! He could have been easily saved and held back in the show, had he acted a bit mature and sensible and not acted like Dolly, who rather chose to move out of the show quietly and giving indirect hints that SHE WAS AT FAULT and GUILT.... Lesser I say, better is it! Sameer Vs Dolly - No one won. Only LOSS! But Pamela tried hard to cover up all of this and more.. would she be able to do it well?? Keep your fingers crossed!!!

Pamela Anderson gets 2.5 crore to be in Bigg Boss house

Bigg Boss season 4 is getting hotter and more spicy with each epidose. While Veena-Ashmit romance is surely making it more raunchy and a bit vulgar too... the latest buzz is that Pamela Anderson is gonna enter Bigg Boss house soon... Now this is what you call Gossip and News... But why Pamela? well, only the showmakers would know that! The thing which I fail to understand is why we Indians are damn so obsessed with white skin? Whenever a Firang (foreigner) would visit India, it would make headlines as if there's nothing else left on this planet! And TV channels can't miss this chance and they would make the most of it.. just the way Bigg Boss does... And it gets even tougher for me to believe that Pamela has been paid a whopping amount of Rs. 2.5 crore to be in the Bigg Boss House.... BUT WHAT FOR?? This even beats our Indian International hero The Great Khali who is reportedly getting Rs 5 lakh a DAY as compared to Rs. 2-3 lakh a WEEK for other contestants. Hmmmm... its obvious Channel knew that Pamela's entry would fetch them huge TRPs.. much more than any Indian celebrity or other housemate can get.. So money won't have been an issue! No matter what we say - it's gonna be real fun watching Pamela staying the that house - that has well converted into a fish market now after all those dirty and filthy fights that Dolly Bindra caught up with almost all housemates. And now it's Pamela's turn to come face-to-face with all this and more! It makes me laugh on thinking while Dolly gets another prey to attack on.. casanova Ashmit would find another hot cake to try his hands on... But would Veena Malik feel JEALOUS of all this??? LOL! Only episodes to come would tell this. Good Luck Pam baby...

Sara-Ali's big fat wedding - a FRAUD in Bigg Boss house???

I didn’t want to write this one… Seriously! But when everyone around is discussing it and every news channel is showing this as the hottest news, I couldn’t stop myself from penning down my viewpoint. Ali Merchant and Sara Khan wedding in Bigg Boss house is a FRAUD! FAKE! Dhokha, tamasha, dikhawa, publicity gimmick… whatever you say, it would eventually make Headlines, or as our News Channels were showing last night – ‘BREAKING NEWS’! Come On! If the couple is already married and speculations were already doing the rounds, what’s the breaking news in that? Nevertheless, the whole controversy around the couple’s televised wedding has many strings attached to it. While it has been speculated that they paid Rs 50 lacs to the channel for getting married on the show, Sara’s mother has divulged to media that Ali and Sara have already been married for a year now and it was kept hidden ‘coz both had to make their careers first. On other hand, it has been alleged that Ali’s entry into the Bigg Boss house was well planned in advance and Sara also knew about it. Gosh! What a nuisance! It feels as if Bigg Boss Season 4 wasn’t satisfied enough with the TRP that Dolly Madam is fetching them…. so they wanted something more! And what more they (showmakers) could have asked for in terms of over flooding TRPs, which they earned as the news came out in public with Ali-Sara news. Good going Bigg Boss. Keep it up! And all the best to the newly-wed couple… oops the re-married couple!

Thank God at least some show comes to an END... A Happy Ending!!!

Okay... it's time to bid adieu to one of the most popular prime time family soaps on Star Plus. Bidaai, Sapna Babul Ka comes to an end... After 3 years of continuous success, the show has undoubtedly been one of the most viewed and loved serial on small screen... I personally loved watching it!!!
Though I always used to wonder why Star Plus never brings its show to an end... and let them go on and on and on with useless age leaps, twists and turns and introducing new and silly characters! Especially when I think about Kyunkii Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi, Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki, Kasauti Zindagi Ki and many more, it still gives me a headache on thinking what crap they showed and how seriously most of us followed that! Ah! But gladly, Bidaai is heading towards a happy ending. But but but... I still have some questions in my mind.. What happened to Alekh's Badi Ma (Ambika Ji), who left the house with loud promises of coming back and destroy Rajvansh family? And her kids Naveen and Avni who were jailed never came out and met their kids Guni and brother, who are grown ups now? Too many questions yet to be answered but it seems showmakers took a wise decision and didn't drag the story further. I'm glad that we didn't had to sit back and watch Khushi and Tammy (Daughters of Ragini and Sadhna who entered the show after an eight-year age leap) getting married like their mums and the storyline being replicated all over again! But I'll surely miss Ragini and Sadhna!

Dolly's Drama

Well, well, well... What do I say about Dolly Bindra? She can even give Rakhi Sawant a stiff competition for creating news and headlines for all wrong reasons... Meet this new Controversial and Drama Queen......

Dolly seems to have entered the big boss house with foolproof plans to give all housemates sleepless nights – not just in the BB show but after elimination too. One after one – everyone is falling prey to Dolly’s hostility. Shweta Tiwari, Ashmit Patel, Sara Khan, Ali Merchant, Manoj Tiwari, Hrishant Goswami, Sameer Soni, Aanchal Kumar, Seema Parihar – each one of them has faced Dolly’s cruelty and abuses that she overtly uses on the show.

The only one who has managed to escape her rage so far is The Great Khali, whom Dolly adorably calls Veer Ji (elder brother). I sometimes feel that even Khali gets scared of Dolly’s yelling and screaming on the show that he prefers keeping a low profile and not get into any confrontation with Dolly. And you never know – maybe it’s the Punjabi connection that works wonder here!! LOL…

After watching so many episodes, I have observed that Dolly simply enjoys annoying people around her – most of the times without any reason. Scratching Shweta’s past and digging into old stories about her ex-husband Raja Choudhary. Pointing fingers on Ashmit-Sara’s alleged relationship in Big Boss House. Accusing Ali that he first complained about Sara’s behavior on the show and now has backed off from his statement. Getting into a verbal fight with Manoj at the breakfast table when he says that kitchen doesn’t belong to anyone’s father. Calling Hrishant and Sameer hypocrites who don’t stick to their words. Starting an argument with Aanchal for no reason when she’s talking to someone else in the house. And finally questioning Seema on why did she choose male contestants for the Captain elections and not taking names of the female contestants in the house? PHEW! The lady seems to have completely lost it!

I don’t understand one thing – Why can’t she mind her own business! Why she loves getting into gossips so much so that it ends up taking form of controversies and dirty fight with lots of abuses and allegations! DOLLY Ji… you need to give some rest – to your mind, body and soul.

Veena Malik is a 'DESPERATE' Soul

OMG!!! What this lady Veena Malik is up to?? A Pakistani actress... What a B***H she is portraying herself in the Bigg Boss House? So vulgar, so overt, without any fears, no shame on her acts... and on top of it she thinks of herself to be the Hottest chick around... Phew!!! Puhleeezzz someone tell her that she's behaving like an utter fool - not trying to fool others but making fool of herself! On one hand she tells Hrishant Goswami that she likes him a lottt and wants to be friends with him and can look forward to a long term relationship in future.. at the same time, she is getting immensely intimate and cosy with actor Ashmit Patel??? (See pics above) Kissing him, hugging him, caressing him, holding him and falling over him all the time, getting into bed with him and not missing a single chance to maintain some physical contact with Ashmit... I can't miss to mention about her ORGASMIC expressions that she shamelessly shows while giving a massage to Ashmit. Adding to her silly actions - she tells Sameer Soni & Manoj Tiwari that she is really serious about Ashmit and have liked him since Day 1 and on the other hand, she confides in Dolly and Sara Khan that she madly loves Hrishant and they should convey her msg to him... Excuse me!! What's wrong?? Why is this lady so damn CONFUSED?? She kept asking Ashmit whether he's flirting with her or not and then was spotted talking to Hrishant and proposing him for a special f'ship, different from what he shares with other mates in the house... GOSH! Seems that it's time for Veena Malik to pack her bags and move back to Pakistan!! Maybe she is under the impression that like Pakistani men, even Pak women are allowed to be in relationship with more than one man. LOL :) But madam.. this is India and you're doing all this on National Television! for god sake..set your priorities right and be clear in what and whom you want - Ashmit or Hrishant - ou can't get both of them!! Choose and pick or else.... Get off!!!

Bigg Boss is getting BIGGER!

I remember when Bigg Boss season 4 began on Colors, everyone was debating as to what crappy people the showmakers have invited to the show. Nobody in the Big Boss house is worth watching for even a single minute. They all are sidelined and lame people and won't create any news. All participants are just acting as scripted.. blah blah blah!!! But I highly get amused to see how everyone around has been discussing about the almost daily. In office, at home, with friends and even strangers you come across while traveling by metro or any other medium... everyone's been talking about Bigg Boss.. This makes me think hard - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! I say it with elan that I love watching and keenly following all these family soaps and reality shows on small screen.... Then why cant rest of the people admit that they love it too... and rather they keep saing Oh! I can't stand  these shows at all... Bullshit! Crap! BAKWASS! And coming back to Bigg Boss mates, I feel each one of them has played their part well and have created such high level of interest amongst audiences that even on missing a single episode, it feels as if something important got mised out! Phew!!! I start laughing thinking that I myself have become so adicted to these shows and secretly... they aren't too bad guys! Maybe thats the reason we love our 'Idiot Box' coz it makes us beocme an IDIOT in its true sense!!! Hahahaha!